Monday, September 15, 2008

For the Sake of my Sanity

My dearest father, 
If you are interested in reading this blog, I highly suggest you to buy me a computer. I sit here blogging as I am quickly engulfed by Japanese cartoon followers. And if I hear one more reference to costumes or eye makeup, I might shoot myself in the foot. (It would be the right foot because that way, I wouldn't be able to drive home)

Reasons to Buy me a Computer
  • Keep my sanity
  • Save my foot
  • See me on the weekends
  • Prevent me from absorbing Japanese freak culture
  • Help me keep this blog

1 comment:

PaDog said...

Eve induced Adam to eat an apple. A poisonous apple put Snow White to sleep. Swiss folklore holds that William Tell shot an apple from his son's head with a crossbow. According to a popular legend, Isaac Newton, upon witnessing an apple fall from its tree, was inspired to conclude that a similar 'universal gravitation' attracted the moon toward the Earth as well. Primrose's favorite city is the Big Apple. It's only appropriate that her PaDog get her an apple, don't you think?